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“…It is more blessed to give than to receive.” While I can’t speculate as to Jesus’ cunnilingus expertise, I can state that the women I surveyed indicated that they would be more willing to go downtown if the act was reciprocated.

You Have No Etiquette
If she has a gag reflex, don’t hump her face. She (most likely) doesn’t want to spew on you. Respect that. If she is a talented deepthroater, let her go at her pace.

Your Timing is Off
She doesn’t have all night. Let go and stop milking it. Of course it feels good and you never want it to stop, but even if she really enjoys it, she would eventually like you to finish.

You’re with the Wrong Girl
Some girls just don’t do it. They think it’s gross. They prefer to shower, have missionary sex with a condom, then shower again. She never orgasms and her idea of kinky still involves whipped cream.

You’re with the Wrong Girl
Some girls just don’t do it. They think it’s gross. They prefer to shower, have missionary sex with a condom, then shower again. She never orgasms and her idea of kinky still involves whipped cream.

You’re Asking For Too Much
She knows you want it. We all want it. She will do it when she feels like it. Let her decide when that will be. Try not to refer to it as a blowjob. That makes it sound like work.

Gag Reflexes
Surprise! The number one reason woman don’t like to suck dick has nothing to do with you. That’s right, some women find it physically difficult or impossible to perform a blow job comfortably. The pharyngeal reflex is a natural response of the body that prevents us from choking.

Face Fuckers
Men tend to grab the back of girl’s heads like a basketball and just go to town like a jackrabbit on No-Doze. How would you like to swallow an English cucumber whole? Lockjaw and neck cramps are painful problems.

Wrong Kind of Facial
Some women don’t mind sperm in their eyes but don’t expect everyone to hop on that sticky train. Guys were once just excited when you agreed to swallow their tangy load rather than spit. Now it seems that every guy feels entitled to splooge baby batter all over your carefully exfoliated and moisturized face. Different women have different preferences.

Hygiene
Men have never been lauded for their impeccable cleanliness. I’m going to lay it down for you bros. Your balls smell bad. REALLY, REALLY BAD. Like vinegar and fish sticks left to bake in the Death Valley sun. We all know the old joke about God being a bad engineer for putting a playground next to a cesspool.









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