Not all pen_ises are the same, and not all of them pleasure a woman the same way. There are different kinds offering different levels of pleasure.
1 The Grower. We all know this as one of the two most-prominent classifications of the pe_nis. This is the more discreet type, because you never know just how long and big it can go, unless you go all the way with the guy. At first it might seem small, but rub it just a little and it grows 2 to 3 times its flaccid size. Magic!
2 The Shower. These are those d_icks that seem mighty impressive and imposing even while in pants. The shower types are really showy, but when they get hard, the initial size and length isn’t any different.
3 The Banana. Well, the name is a giveaway. This kind of monkey pole is shaped and bent just like a banana. They may be dangling straight out when flaccid, but when they get hard, they bend down. This may make it appear small, but try it out for size; you might be surprised by how perfectly it rubs against your cli_toris, and even your G-_spot, with every thrust.
4 The Thor. This pe_nis isn’t all big and ripped like the comic book hero. We called this pe_nis type Thor because it’s shaped like a hammer. The head is big and the shaft is small, like a mushroom. This di_ck is perfect for touching the entirety of your vag_inal walls—and, with shallow thrusts, your G- spot.
5 The Shroom. The mushroom man_hood looks much like The Thor, but with more, shall we say, exaggerated features. It is typically smaller in size, and the head is more rounded, like an umbrella or a mushroom cap. To get the most of it, you’d better opt for dog_gy to allow for deeper thrusting, while making the base gratifyingly rub against your cli_toris.